sga: sometimes rodney wins the bet
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cottontailsTitle: Sometimes Rodney Wins the Bet
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Character(s): John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Elsa Gutierrez (OFC)
Pairing(s): John Sheppard/OFC
Word Count: 500
Age Rating: G
Disclaimer: Stargate and it's characters do not belong to me. If they did, the franchise would still be alive.
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stargateland theme week, day four prompt, 14- SGA, John Sheppard fluffy bunnies
John Sheppard was not a happy man. That little voice in his head told him that taking that bet with Rodney was wrong. Teyla and Ronon warned him, or tried to, but still he wouldn't listen. After all, what does Rodney know about women? Really!
As he made his way into the Jumper Bay to check on the repairs for his jumper, Radek looked up at him and struggled not to laugh as everyone else scattered. “Erm, Colonel Sheppard! Um, wasn't expecting you...” he stuttered as he looked at the man's attire.
“Don't,” John growled. “How's Jumper One doing?”
“Oh fine! We should be finished by the end of the day,” Zelenka nodded and tried to continue working without straying his eyes but was not doing a good job of it.
Sheppard nodded, annoyed. He was hoping it would have been done sooner so that he could use that as an excuse to go for a test flight and get out of this ridiculous costume. Walking out he tried to think about where he could hide out. Unfortunately, his office was not an option as it was a fishbowl like Woolsey's where all his military personnel would see him if they hadn't heard about this already.
Giving up he headed to his new quarters where he and his girlfriend/fiance recently moved into. Looking around as he poked his head in, he didn't see her, but he heard her and made a face.
In the bathroom, Elsa was on her knees with her arms wrapped around the toilet. “You okay?” he asked trying not to look, hear, or smell.
“Yeah hun, give me a minute and I'll be good,” she said with her voice cracking as another wave of nausea hit her.
John nodded and went into the bedroom and fell onto the bed, too tired to bother to get his suit off yet. When Elsa was finished, he could hear the toilet flush and her footsteps coming his way. Closing his eyes, he waited for it.
She stared at him confused at first then figured things out on her own. “Oh my,” she said with a big smile before struggling not to laugh at the giant fluffy pink bunny costume he was wearing. “What did you do?!”
“Lost a bet against Rodney,” he grumbled as he went to pull the hidden zipper down the front before even sitting up.
“Why?” she asked again as she went to help him out of the hideous thing.
John looked at her and winced. “He figured out you were pregnant before I did. I didn't believe him and well, I didn't listen to Ronon and Teyla either...”
“Oh John!” she continued to laugh, falling over on her side when he got off the bed to try to rip the thing off. He turned back to look at her confused when she suddenly started laughing harder and much louder.
“What?!”
“I love the tail,” she said pointing to the back where Rodney hung a sign that said #1 Daddy To Be.
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Character(s): John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Elsa Gutierrez (OFC)
Pairing(s): John Sheppard/OFC
Word Count: 500
Age Rating: G
Disclaimer: Stargate and it's characters do not belong to me. If they did, the franchise would still be alive.
Summary: Written for
stargateland theme week, day four prompt, 14- SGA, John Sheppard fluffy bunnies John Sheppard was not a happy man. That little voice in his head told him that taking that bet with Rodney was wrong. Teyla and Ronon warned him, or tried to, but still he wouldn't listen. After all, what does Rodney know about women? Really!
As he made his way into the Jumper Bay to check on the repairs for his jumper, Radek looked up at him and struggled not to laugh as everyone else scattered. “Erm, Colonel Sheppard! Um, wasn't expecting you...” he stuttered as he looked at the man's attire.
“Don't,” John growled. “How's Jumper One doing?”
“Oh fine! We should be finished by the end of the day,” Zelenka nodded and tried to continue working without straying his eyes but was not doing a good job of it.
Sheppard nodded, annoyed. He was hoping it would have been done sooner so that he could use that as an excuse to go for a test flight and get out of this ridiculous costume. Walking out he tried to think about where he could hide out. Unfortunately, his office was not an option as it was a fishbowl like Woolsey's where all his military personnel would see him if they hadn't heard about this already.
Giving up he headed to his new quarters where he and his girlfriend/fiance recently moved into. Looking around as he poked his head in, he didn't see her, but he heard her and made a face.
In the bathroom, Elsa was on her knees with her arms wrapped around the toilet. “You okay?” he asked trying not to look, hear, or smell.
“Yeah hun, give me a minute and I'll be good,” she said with her voice cracking as another wave of nausea hit her.
John nodded and went into the bedroom and fell onto the bed, too tired to bother to get his suit off yet. When Elsa was finished, he could hear the toilet flush and her footsteps coming his way. Closing his eyes, he waited for it.
She stared at him confused at first then figured things out on her own. “Oh my,” she said with a big smile before struggling not to laugh at the giant fluffy pink bunny costume he was wearing. “What did you do?!”
“Lost a bet against Rodney,” he grumbled as he went to pull the hidden zipper down the front before even sitting up.
“Why?” she asked again as she went to help him out of the hideous thing.
John looked at her and winced. “He figured out you were pregnant before I did. I didn't believe him and well, I didn't listen to Ronon and Teyla either...”
“Oh John!” she continued to laugh, falling over on her side when he got off the bed to try to rip the thing off. He turned back to look at her confused when she suddenly started laughing harder and much louder.
“What?!”
“I love the tail,” she said pointing to the back where Rodney hung a sign that said #1 Daddy To Be.
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Date: 2011-06-01 12:25 pm (UTC)Awesome:D
You're one mean writing machine!